You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
of course. lets lasso hookers.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I need a beard to bite.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
