Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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