i dont even know how to be here
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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