i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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