Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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