I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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