Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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