I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
So vagazzling was a success
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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