That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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