what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Of course I have a pirate flag
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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