i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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