I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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