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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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