You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize