bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
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