is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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