I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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