Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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