I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I think im going to throw up on grandma
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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