I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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