yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
i came on her dog
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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