How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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