they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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