its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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