haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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