Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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