I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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