it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Still dying that you shit outside
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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