Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
