So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
