So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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