A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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