I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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