I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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