Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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