some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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