have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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