STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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