I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
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Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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