I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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