your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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