I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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