Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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