I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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