It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Randomize
