either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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