I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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