This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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