I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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