im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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